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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

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  • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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    Mine get emptied really quick if large number tits show up.

  • Dr. Bob@lemmy.ca
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    Did you pick any up?

    • MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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      Too heavy.

  • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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    5 months ago

    Also, some Great Tits!

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    Suet deez nuts

    • MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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      Deez suety nuts.

  • saltesc@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    A pet store franchise in Australia recently just rebranded themselves at “Pet-O”.

    With the Australian accent, it’s “pedo”.

    So I wonder things like this got past that many people without someone saying, “Maybe Fat Balls isn’t a smart choice.”

    • Cruxifux@feddit.nl
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      Hate to break it to ya man, but with any accent “pet-o” sounds like pedo.

      • MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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        Not in mine. D and T make different sounds. Then there’s all the people that say PEEdoe instead of PEHdoe.

  • Cruxifux@feddit.nl
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    So what are these even?

    • Mayor Poopington@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      Fat balls

    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      They’re usually hung on trees, especially during winter, for birds to eat.

    • shalafi@lemmy.world
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      Suet. It’s fat and seeds mixed together. I use it for woodpeckers.

      • MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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        Hard head wood pecker

    • superduperpirate@lemmy.world
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      I think it’s supposed to be bird food

      • dufkm@lemmy.world
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        Supposed to, yes. But with the inflation they substitute as human food as well.

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          They’ll make you shit like a champion

  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world
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    Just so you know, these suet balls are stacked on a pallet in a 6x4x(presumably)4 configuration.

    That’s 80 balls across, 120 balls high, and 80 balls deep.

    My friend, today you looked at your screen at an image of 1,920 FAT BALLS. You’re welcome.

    • kameecoding@lemmy.world
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      How many hard head am I seeing is the real question though

      • MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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        Just divide the number of balls by two dumbass.

    • Skanky@lemmy.world
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      Coincidentally, “80 balls deep” describes your mom’s average Tuesday night

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    Head, tit, & balls.

    (With 1:1:20 ratio)

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    What makes it even better is that the box has a tit on it.

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    Are they salty?

    • randomuser38529@lemmy.world
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      asking for a chef

      I suppose username checks out too.

  • object [Object]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Oh I’ve seen these boxes at a store near me. I’m surprised the joke took so long to spread to lemmy

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    Ahh i saw these in jula which is a swedish store. Do they also sell it in other countries?

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    5 months ago

    Anyone else hear AC/DC when they saw this?

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