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haroldstork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

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seriousposting

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haroldstork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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    How many chuckles = one laugh?

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      3, just like teaspoons and tablespoons

  • Pencilnoob@lemmy.world
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    It baffles me how much humans want to control each other. Any three humans in a room and you’ve got four opinions on how everyone else should live.

    I’m tired of this, can’t we just let people do as they please. I say we all just: Live. Laugh. Love.

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    • klemptor@startrek.website
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      You motherfucker…

      I shall not take the bait.

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        I saw it too, I’m not sure op did

        “He who farts the first cum” or whatever the saying is

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          Wait was I funny on accident

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    A grown man is allowed 1 laugh, 2 chuckles, or 4 sremoveds a day

    • nixcamic@lemmy.world
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      Skilometers for the rest of the world.

    • Dr. Bob@lemmy.ca
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      6 months ago

      SN1cK3r5

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    I couldn’t have 1 laugh a day, imagine seeing someone go from 😆 to 😐 instantly and NOT laughing at it. I’m really bad at “try not to laugh” so this would be impossible

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    “Any smile that lasts longer than a second and a half is a con man’s ruse."

    —Captain Holt

  • IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world
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    one time I laughed twice and my nuts fell right off

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      Probably right into you purse you fairy. Next you are going to tell me you like seeing your partner get off during sex… Damn libs taking away my toxic masculinity.

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    men can’t have shit in Detroit

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    the circle is complete:

    FELLAS! IS IT GAY TO BE HAPPY?

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      Very.

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      I’m reading an 1818 novel and it uses “gay” for happy and also the noun “gaiety” which I love and want to bring back

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        I do love the word gaiety. It just invokes such an enjoyable time, and honestly I don’t think it’ll be too misunderstood

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        I just wish we could all be as gay as possible.

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    Shut up, i’m not such a miserable guy as you.

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    First they said men should not be able to feel sadness or affection, now they are taking away Joy. Soon, men will only be able to feel blind, unspeakable rage.

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      Now you get it.

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    Proper stoic gentleman never laughs.

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    I laughed on this… twice

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    Removed by mod

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      Glad you’re not my boss. Who hates joy?

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          Glad you’re not my boss.

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      I hope that the happy employee found a better place to work, after you passed them by.

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      ^ troll

      ignore

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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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    Laughing Man: “Hahahahahaha”

    Elijah: “Uh… Could you spell that?”

    Laughing Man: “Ha. Ho. He. He. Ha.”

    Elijah: “Got it. Uh… Love you too…”

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