View the keys, wallet, and cell phone as the necks connecting the bodies to the heads above.
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I used this meme to get ready today but I messed up and accidentally left the house with keys, wallet, and Stalin
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As my great grandfather used to say: “specitacals, testicles, wallet and watch”
What do I need a wallet for? I can use my phone to pay everywhere nowadays.
Maybe if turkey supported NFC better, plus going outside without an id card is never a great option
You never know when you might need bills or your ID, even in a state with contactless payments everywhere and a digital ID, it’s better to have a backup.
In the last 15 years, the only time I’ve ever used cash was to buy coke.
That’s all it’s good for nowadays. Buying drugs.
And privacy? I use cash whenever I can
I almost never use digital payments. Between the processing fees and lack of privacy, cash is always better for both parties. You spend less when you carry cash also.
I kind of like not religiously following digital payments. They’re governed by Visa and other payment companies, and some of the businesses near me have started feeling an increased squeeze from them. They sometimes appreciate cash payments.
Just need a magnetic card holder on the back of my phone, for my driver license and registration. Even the car opens and starts with a card. And my home has a smart lock, which I can open from my phone. So keys are not needed either.
And then that priceless moment when the battery dies.
EDC THREAD, SQUARE UP!
sound of 20 Glocks hitting a table
i love edc stuff but i am always questioning myself on how tf those people carry everything without always thinking about the 20 things in their pockets
My dumbass is always over here going
…but if their phone is on the table, what took the photo?
My wallet has been replaced by earbuds as i can use my phone for payments, but like to listen to podcasts on the go.
Just remember WOWEE
This is less of a problem for me these days.
My phone is my primary source of audio content, so it’s easy to remember. I also have a smart / keypad lock, a digital wallet, a physical wallet that magnetically connects to my phone case, and my keys / phone have UWB trackers on them.
The world may be getting shittier, but we have top scientists and engineers working on the “I forgot my keys / wallet” problem.
Fuck the big three, it’s just big me
when I talk about it
it carries on
reasons only knew
When I travel, I love places with digital keylocks and digital wallet.
I felt real cyberpunk to use my phone to map how to get to my fancy hotel/Airbnb that unlocked automatically when I got near and wave my phone at the vending machine to get a soda and then order food through my phone.
The part I panic about is constantly keeping my phone charged.
My phone NEVER leaves my side, that’s not a big issue. And thankfully my wallet is 99% obsolete, as most of the cards are already in my phone, and the few that aren’t fit in my flip case. Keys are another story, fuck keys! Bulky loud ass bullshit! I’d love a keychain that could live in my phone or have the format of a card.
My Renault car has a pretty neat card that auto locks and unlocks the car. I just keep it in my breast pocket (or backpack in the summer) and forget about it.
There are electronic keys. NFC and the like. Better yet, if you have a smart watch it can act like a key.
There’s a whole ass Comedy Bang! Bang! (tv) episode about exactly these items being forgotten.
Not ringing a bell. Link? Title?
You’ll have to give me a few minutes to dig up what episode it was. I looked on Wikipedia earlier, but all the descriptions are too short.
I just remember the wallet phone and keys getting scared by “security dog” Rocky (Scott’s dog) and wandering into a closet full of old outdated software and phones.
EDIT: Season 4, Episode 29: A$AP Rocky Wears a Black Button Up Jacket and Black Sneakers
Love it! I binged Comedy Bang Bang in 2019 and was planning on another marathon. I feel like people don’t reference it enough as much as Kee and Peele, Lonely Island songs or Whitest Kids You Know and always appreciate seeing a fan
I’m free from keys. The car opens with my phone and my home has a keypad at the door.
I still carry or hide a key in case a battery dies or something glitches out.
Same, the physical keys are backups.
