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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Do you want me to heat that up in the "Michael Wave"?

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Do you want me to heat that up in the "Michael Wave"?

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • Ravi@feddit.org
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    4 months ago

    Chef Michael “Mike” Wave, pay him some respect…

  • Steak@lemmy.ca
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    4 months ago

    FREE MICHAEL HE DINDO NUFFIN

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      Just a heads up “Dindu Nuffin” is something racists call black people on hate sites.

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        Wtf is wrong with those people… Don’t answer, not worth it

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    4 months ago

    Probably full of tubberware

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    4 months ago

    I only use my Erin Friar these days.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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    4 months ago

    Made by Micheal Soft

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      4 months ago

      Maker of Binblows?

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        No, that was my mom.

        Edit: oh lol it’s a real thing

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      I’d like to take this opportunity to remind everyone of the truth behind Michaelsoft Binbows: https://youtu.be/yDzAAjzbV5g :)

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        Love this video. Such devotion to Michaelsoft Binbows.

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    Can’t properly spell “microwave,” can properly spell “Michael?”

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    Michael wave is one of those terms I’ve started using just to see if people will notice or address that it’s wrong. Like asking someone to pass the Parmesan cheese but calling it the paramecium cheese/paracetamol cheese/Paris Olympian cheese/parenthetical cheese

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      4 months ago

      You are the source of bone apple tea-isms

    • MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      I tell people I need to use the mushroom. …50/50 recognition.

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        I need to use the mushroom

        Is what a talking sled dog would say when in need of a pee break.

  • Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    4 months ago

    Ok that’s a pretty cool design for a microwave tho

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      I have that microwave, my only complaint is that it’s a little small. The knob is much nicer than buttons

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      Yes, it looks so lickable

      • Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        OwO

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      That’s because it was designed by Michael Wave.

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    As a veteran dumper of useful stuff in the street, this is missing a magical word:

    WORKS!

    This is especially important during the age of CRT monitors since mischief-makers are glad to assume otherwise and smash the tube.

    This magic word makes stuff disappear twice as fast.

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      Tried it with the dishes in my sink…they are still there am I doing it wrong?

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    I know we should all be used to it by now but it’s crazy to me that Daewoo makes everything from heavy equipment to container ships to cars to microwaves. Imagine having a refrigerator with a Chrysler badge on it.

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      Or a gun.

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      Take a look at this badass black Peugeot !

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      Hitachi is another another. Hydraulic excavators, air conditioners, elevators, vibrators, and ultrasound machines (for when you trade the vibrator in for the real thing. Either way they have a product for you).

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        Philips makes everything from TVs to vital life or death monitoring equipment to barbeque grills.

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      As a kid, my family’s first VCR was a Daewoo. Imagine my surprise when we passed some road construction and I saw the Daewoo excavators and other heavy machinery. Later on, a girl in my highschool class had a Daewoo car. That one blew my mind even more for some reason.

      edit: forgot a word

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    free microwave oven transformer? yes please

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    just get it out of my sight

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    The Michael wave everyone knows:

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    Just imagine being the person who went their entire life believing the word “microwave“ was actually “Michael wave“. What was that person’s life like?

    I bet it was pretty crazy.

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      I would suggest illiteracy, yet they were able to write the note. One ad for appliances, a trip through an appliance section in a store…heck, it’s probably spelled out on the actual microwave itself and would show someone how it’s spelled.

      I’d suggest it’s deliberately misspelled for effect, but the number of people who keep wrecking basic words like “could of”, too/to, there/their/they’re despite there being plenty of correct examples to read in daily life is far too high for me to assume someone wouldn’t be ignorant, willfully or otherwise.

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    Heee heeee ding !

    “Dinner is ready”

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