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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Society

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Wait until he takes off his power belt.

  • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    No way. They’d be so cuddly.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      8 months ago

      Society isn’t my fault

    • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Awall of muscle feels good cuddling?

      • thawed_caveman@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        Yes.

      • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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        8 months ago

        Yes.

    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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      8 months ago

      I will admit I had dreams of curling up on a Snorlax’s belly for a nap.

      • IllNess@infosec.pub
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        8 months ago

        I saw someone have a Snorlax bed on IG. I think they got the inspiration from the Totoro bed.

  • taiyang@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Even better with Machamp. Extra arms for extra cuddles.

  • cley_faye@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Hey, I’ve seen this manga.

  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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    8 months ago

    Alright, let’s get this over with:

    • Gardevoir

    • Lopunny

    • Primarina

    • Salazzle

    • Goodra

    • …Ditto

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Gardevoir

      Sleeping with your Gardevoir: Fine, normal, cool.

      Sleeping with your Ralts:

      • Daxtron2@startrek.website
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        8 months ago

        There’s no laws against pokemon Chris

    • feannag@sh.itjust.works
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      8 months ago

      You forgot Vaporeon.

    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Umm why isn’t Gloom on the top of this list?

  • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Machoke me daddy uwu

    • Media Sensationalism@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Machoke Meowth

    • ObjectivityIncarnate@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      no

      • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        Surprised Pikachu

        • swab148@lemm.ee
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          8 months ago

  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    8 months ago

    I just like to be the little spoon

  • Liome@pawb.social
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    8 months ago

    Sleeping with your Vaporeon: Oh god…

    • KellysNokia@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      so i herd u liek mudkipz…

    • gnutrino@programming.dev
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      8 months ago

      Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon companionship Vaporeon is the most huggable Pokemon?

      …or was that Flareon?

      • hswolf@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        If you want your dick burnt like a piece overcooked bacon, then yes. Would be hot tho

  • HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    8 months ago

    machoke made me a furry, no lie.

    • Siethron@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      but it’s not…

      you know what, nevermind.

      • HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        8 months ago

        well, a scalie, to be exact.

      • chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        No one’s calling them scalies, Herald. No one. They’re just furries.

  • saltesc@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Mr Mime.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      8 months ago

      Dreamy

  • Korne127@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

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    8 months ago

    that’s living the dream

  • BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Reshiram

    I love Reshiram

    • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      8 months ago

      https://tenor.com/Rv2D.gif

  • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world
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    Sleeping on top of your Snorlax? 10000IQ

  • BoxerDevil@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Hey what I do with my muscle mommy machamp is between me and her. You stay out of this

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