Hi guys, its the 19th here in Australia already and I can confirm that I have been Left Behind to suffer heck on earth for being a sinner and Im super over it already.
You sure everybody got raptured and you’re not just in Australia?
Nah mate, that’s just fuckin Thursdy.
Aw fuckin’ hell!
ahhh cheer up mate, its friday tomorow, fuckin pissup day!
Mate, Im doing cashies for a bloke all long weekend, 6am starts, Im bloody spewing. Reckon he’ll sling me a block of piss though, so she’ll be right.
Party time!
Everyone is dead. Everyone except us.
Jesus came, broke my fridge, and didn’t even leave a note. Asshole.
I’m pretty sure my plans are fine. Jesus is going to take one look at us and turn around.
I’m glad it didn’t happen because I got to pet a cat while the world was supposed to be ending.
Fuck no it ain’t gonna happen, I gotta finish my studying so I can actually work fuck that
Haha! Yeah right, this is like the ten thousandth time they’ve s
Oh no, they were raptured mid-sentence! How nice of the angels to hit send before dragging them away.
Jesus better fucking come I’ve been jerking him off for like 20 minutes
Jesus, King of the Edging!
Time to paint a new sign, methinks.
Can we go ahead and get the rapture over with so the rest of us can get some peace and god damn quiet?
We should sell tickets.
Seems like the planning for this was the same planning they put into making the words fit on the sign.
THE RAPTURE WILL HAPP^EN
Oh please yes!
I didn’t get raptured, too much thc and alcohol in your system makes you too heavy for the angels to carry I think.
If all the good folk are gone though I sure hope for less traffic on my road trip this weekend. Praise jeebus? 🤷♂️
May you be toughed by thy Noodley appendage! - FIFY
Spoiler alert: it’s already happened, and all the virtuous people already ascended to heaven.
That explains why I’m still here.
My nipples are on fire. Send help. 😢
I REFUSE to believe gahd has put me on par with Karen by leaving both of us on Earth! I demand to talk to his manager!
It’s gonna be 10:12pm so we have time for a last meal still if you want before Jesus chucks everyone in the woodchipper. 😊
