Oh, this is the JD Vance thing.
Hoss, we’re in a Wayfair 3 piece faux leather sectional.
So did someone f**k a costco rotisserie chicken and this is how I’m learning about it?
Hey, it’s better than the maggoty coconut…
Ah, yes! The coco nut
Her name was Margaret Thatcher and you ought to show some respect for the UKs first demonic prime minister
I did not need that reminder in my life.
Is that Simon Pegg?
Could be his dad for now old it is, but now I’m wondering if this is where he got his hair style from.
May I remind you about the cum box? That nasty, crusty old shoe box.
Sigh… Ruin my brain, please. I don’t know this one.
I will never forgive you for giving in to my request. I need healthy boundaries set for me!
I’ll throw one back in 2 words: Jolly Rancher
Thank you for the clarification. That was a very risky click.
I mean, who hasn’t at this point?
I haven’t yet! So how was it?
Listen, you don’t have to pretend here. This is a safe space.
Oh fine. I didn’t return it for a full refund, just in case anyone else hasn’t either.
Everyone pops their cherry at some point, but it doesn’t necessarily mean everyone has done it yet.
We’re Costco guys
At least it isn’t a couch at Ashley’s.
6/10 probably would do again but I would hesitate a bit.
This could have easily worked with ‘Homie, we’re in a Wendy’s restroom’, but somehow this version hits a little better haha! 👍
I think this meme template is a bit like The Aristocrats; many tellings but it’s all the same joke. In this case, I think almost any back-and-forth text would work and would have it’s own “ew” factor, some worse than others.
A: I want to grow up to topple the proletariat!
B: Bro, we’re in a coconut.
marginally better than a sock
This again! Are you trying to program this image into my long term memory?
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Lisa needs braces.
Dental plan
