Cant upvote, this has the exact right amount of votes.
– hello, I am calling about the fridge on the classified ad, doe it run?
– Only when you call it.
As someone trying to lose weight, please never ever release this. Please. I won’t make it.
They should makes a mode where it runs away from you when you try to get to it like the classic prank call
Chill out, Nat, it only comes if you call it. Add to that, it’d be pretty dope to have it deliver drinks and snacks while you’re couchlocked.
Get your shit together, Nat.
requium for a dream intensifies
gets stuck on a floor runner
you hear some horrible mechanical noise
pop
Well, there goes $5k.
Then you must answer these security questions three
I don’t like guns, but if my appliances start talking and moving about I will have to buy a shotgun. Which is gonna be a pain, since I’m not in the USA.
A whole new meaning to the is your fridge running joke
Is your refrigerator running?
Yes?
Then you’d better go catch it!
Shit fuck there it goes.
Why do I want to catch it? It’s going to Greg on the other side of the house.
Gonk.
Gonk
Dutch did it first https://youtu.be/gjAZ5esOBZw?si=6k8geyJ1Bw5Pp8Pt
Preceding commercial for context: https://youtu.be/yIutgtzwhAc
A bar in my city has an actual walk in fridge: https://devluchte.nl/over/
I just had a great fucking idea
A little cutout corner of the fridge that spins and always keeps the fridge insulated but easily pushes a single item out with the rotating area, and isn’t too violent (eg a vending machine). Hard to describe I’d probably have to draw it.
Then a little robot could hold out its tray to have the item pushed onto its tray and bring it to me.
Nah, you don’t just call it “beer”, hive it a butler’s name, and if you can’t think of any name, use this guide:
isn’t when you’re high exactly the time you’d want the fridge to come to you? lol
