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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Horse denier

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Horse denier

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    List of things that don’t exist:

    • Horses
  • Abnorc@lemm.ee
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    6 months ago

    They’re going to be in for a rude awakening when horses start eating people.

  • K̺͆e̺͆t̺͆a̺͆m̺͆i̺͆n̺͆e̺͆@sh.itjust.works
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    6 months ago

    Then why do I exist

    • smeenz@lemmy.nz
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      6 months ago

      Found Sarah Jessica Parker’s lemmy account

    • Jesus@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      To party

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      6 months ago

      Are you sure you do?

      • K̺͆e̺͆t̺͆a̺͆m̺͆i̺͆n̺͆e̺͆@sh.itjust.works
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        6 months ago

        I havent snorted myself yet

    • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
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      6 months ago

      Ketamine hallucinations?

  • dan1101@lemm.ee
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    6 months ago

    They are just large dogs, not a separate species.

  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
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    6 months ago

    that is a bumper sticker clearly not a horse

  • FiveMacs@lemmy.ca
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    6 months ago

    Maybe they just really like the horse blankets thickness

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.

    • nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee
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      6 months ago

      um excuse me your picture can’t be correct as birds aren’t real

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I don’t have to believe in horses, I bought an Electric Monk to believe in things for me since believing things is exhausting.

  • Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Of course they aren’t real. Just ask Joe.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      6 months ago

      This Joe? Because I’m pretty sure he is a horse.

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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    6 months ago

    Is this a joke on the birds aren’t real thing?

  • Suavevillain@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    I don’t think I’ve laughed at an image this hard in a min.

  • Veneroso@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    The left’s best warrior and horse enthusiast

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    That makes me wonder. I haven’t even been to like most of the countries on the planet, how do I even know they are real? 🤔

    I never even met any of you irl, how do I know y’all aren’t bots? 🤔🤔🤔

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      That’s ridiculous, how can you say we’re all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.

      • VitabytesDev@feddit.nl
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        6 months ago

        That’s exactly what a bot would say.

    • Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      You can rest assured I am not a bot, as you are just a figment of my imagination.

  • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Horses are just imaginary unicorns.

  • lugal@lemmy.ml
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    This is a psy op from the government because it’s so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. “If it gallops, it spies” neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!

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