Trump should have picked a Senator if he wanted to put a Pedo at AG. Nobody would be investigating a Josh Hawley or Ted Cruz nom.
That’s kind of expensive though, making an international call to Cancun.
Alright Marjorie Trailer-Queen, time to nut up (🤮 sorry) and leak (it keeps getting worse) that incriminating info about your fellow GOPedo colleagues that you were so brazen about earlier
She got a hush appointment so she won’t be talking about ethics reports anymore.
She never had any intention of releasing anything. She was trying to keep the Gaetz report from coming out.
He can pull out now. But he may have already come a little
too close to getting the job. Might have blown it.
The house could birth an investigation that spawns many problems.
Shouldn’t have been so childish.
I appreciate the effort.
Tobias, you blow hard!
Please just slink into the shadows never to be heard from again. Besides him being a pile of shit I can’t stand that dudes fucking face.
The shadows of a prison cell is what id prefer
Oh well now that he’s not in contest as a nominee I guess no media is stopping him from taking any office.
Roadblock cleared! Sephiroth him.
Resigning from the 119th congress is essentially an admission of guilt at this point. Whatever is in that report will most likely remain sealed as long as he has the cover of being a private citizen once again, which is why he turned these two opportunities down - to keep the evidence of his wrongdoing under wraps so he can’t be held accountable by either the public or the justice department.
So, Matt Gaetz is a pedophile and a child molester. And knowing the state of our shitty fucking country he’s probably going to get away with it.
I mean, #metoo took forever to come around. I like to think in some future he’ll get boned
And trafficker. I thought the qanon wanted to “save the children”?
Or is this just IOKIYAR?
I’m hoping against everything else that Johnson will stop protecting him because he’s now not worth anything to them now and isn’t worth the political capital to protect 🤞
as long as he has the cover of being a private citizen
Man, if you get elected into ANY government office you shouldn’t be able to be considered a private citizen.
i wonder if he’s going to transition into being another annoying right wing pundit. he was always more of a talker than a doer in the house, and i can’t imagine him going back there because of the pending ethics report. maybe he’ll take pete hegseths place on fox news
Huh. I would have thought they left him in, even if it was as a lightning rod to attract attention while the other nominees all got through.
Must have been he didn’t want to be questioned too much.
Aww this clickbait headline got me, I thought he was withdrawing from life :(
Gaetz practices withdrawal method.
Oh no i had the Gestapo on my bingo card
Don’t you mean gazpacho?
Next nominees, Lionel Hutz.
Hopefully DeSantis doesn’t pick him to replace Marco Rubio’s senate seat
If that happens, then they should release the report. At a bare minimum, he should never hold public office again.
Gaetz? Pull out? First time for everything I guess…
What’s the point of pulling out if they can’t get pregnant yet. Boom.
But now who will be the more dangerous but more palatable nominee that Gaetz was running a screen for?
My money is on Paxton.
I appreciate the thought you put into it, but my God that was difficult to upvote
Yeah, I’m just up voting you instead.
Guiliani.
no, see, in Trump’s head, Guilliani is a loser because he couldn’t escape having his stuff taken by the law
Excited to see who the next nominee will be. My money is either Don Jr. or PDiddy.
