He was truly a first-sight adoption. I knew from the first meow. He was with me for about 13 years and passed away a dapper old gentlecat.

What a ridiculous question.

He looks almost exactly like my late buddycat Milo, dapper ‘stache and all. I miss that little guy.

https://imgur.com/photo-of-president-trumps-rose-garden-speech-notes-5FmpThQ

Reading is one of his many achomlishments.

True enough, but you’d still be playing legal whack-a-mole because by the letter of the law, you could still be legally relatively poor but have access to an insane amount of money in lots of ways.

In principle, yes, but hiding wealth is also like Rich Bastard 101 stuff.

I’m so tired of capitalism.

I take that as a compliment.

Why don’t people strive anymore to be the kind of person who can slip and fall without strangers celebrating it and wishing it had killed them? I mean if I woke up and knew that random people literally wished I would just die and go away for specific reasons related to my actions and not from widespread demonization through propaganda, I’d have a major existential crisis and reconsider a lot of things about my life.

But then again, I have a conscience.

Can we just get an alarm when Republicans AREN’T self-dealing? I think it’ll be quieter around here that way.

I’m actually surprised the BB is only 90 Hz. I’m not that much of a stickler for it, but I get it.

I actually spend a lot more time on PSVR2 than Index these days, and when I do switch back to Index, I kinda miss some of the features.

If money is no object, I think the current best arrangement is probably something like a Bigscreen Beyond with Audio Strap, Index controllers, and the requisite lighthouses. But that’s about $1600 compared to the PSVR2, which was on sale for $350 over the holidays. PSVR2 games are generally more polished, but you also don’t have the bonkers modding scene like PCVR does. You can run PSVR2 on the PC now, but most of the best features stop working. So there really isn’t a perfect solution.

Or I guess a Humble Bundle subscription.

To this day, if I turn to my best friend and say “sup”, his response will either be “Oh, not much, just… keeping it real.” or just “Word.” Vice versa as well.

These are the exact responses Seaman gives, which we deliver with proper intonation and all.

Chiming in. The teaser trailer was mediocre at best and I was expecting the worst. The game is fucking phenomenal.

The separatists have launched a blistering attack against the loyalists, SLAMMING several of their sound bites in response to last night’s tactical DRAGGING of their policies. Experts fear this conflict may escalate to BLASTING, but separatist negotiators have confidence an accord can be reached where both parties simply continue to grow disgustingly rich and powerful by exploiting the ignorance and inherent oligarchic weakness of the lower and middle classes.

Lovely.

Like a DeLorean fucked a D20.

Like a tin can fucked a child’s drawing of a bicycle.

Like Andross fucked a VW Bus.

Like a Dalek fucked a Lego.

It’s trickle-down with fancier words.

I remember them boasting that an architect contributed to the level design. Turns out, real world environment design didn’t map to early 2000’s game design very well.

Now designing a modern VR game or something, that might be a different story.