Honestly like 6 hours would be way more cruel.

Hate it when guests wash their balls in the normal sink, and not the ball-washing sink I paid good money for.

My boy just can’t stop winning

Twink death

You know you got the good shit when your browser gives you a http warning.

Do you have a loicence for that wriggling and writhing?

You don’t have like, the evening news?

This place is really just Facebook posts now, right?

Afaik you don’t declinate loanwords beyond the plural, but you’d have to ask Merriam Webster for that.

You know there’s news on the internet, right?

If your dog doesn’t look like a Spanish Habsburg I don’t want it.

I guess you just don’t love dogs enough.

And those people we call “suckers”

Yooo where the tin mines at?

Blood of a thousand innocent ani

Original seems to be a russian anti-alcohol propaganda/PSA poster.

https://worldwarera.com/products/het-no-poster

I’ve seen “Zoomer perm”.

God I wish

Thanks for educating me 🙏🙏🙏

Yes we collectively decided it. We all had a big vote, but you weren’t invited.