So did Set macfarlane, it’s called “The Orville” and it’s amazing

Star Trek Origins: The Birth of Khan

Between the vomitous word salad, shitting himself live on air during the debate, and swinging to music for the better part of an hour, it’d take whole minutes to tell he’d had an incident. Precious minutes

I think the joke is that the “musician” doesn’t recognize sheet music, hence the incredulous look from the conductor

Those are balls

I recently rewatched the video of the UN assembly laughing to his face. Insanity that he’s still respected as any kind of statesman

Dad?

What about his diaper?

Good thing Arlington is in Virginia then… Oh wait, fucking youngkin

This is a brilliant joke that works on multiple levels

I mean, why not? The current tactic of making the catastrophic severity of climate change abundantly clear doesn’t seem to be working on the ignorant American public, or even their homes sliding into the sea or being consumed by wildfires. Whatever works

Four Seasons Total Landscaping and Minimum Security Prison ™

I got that on my computer in 1997 and kept getting pop ups for gay dating websites

I really liked that game and got to 100%, but damn the frame drops. Did the devs ever fix that? It was excruciating anytime you took the hover bike anywhere

That’s the thing, when you’re famous, they let you sit on them

Interviewer: Please, take a seat

JD: Ummm, here? Really?

Dear castingcouch.com,

Do you have any without the women?

Sincerely,

JD

Four Seasons Total Landscaping is back on the menu, boys!

And yet Prodigy handled him wonderfully!

But yeah, not sure lightning strikes twice, especially with the live action track record

then tell them I’ve got a song for them to listen to and out on black eyed peas.

You monster