Burnout Revenge was an amazing party game back in the day. Simple enough that anyone could immediately start playing without being terrible at it, and chaotic enough to keep everyone hooked.

I only completed 2 games this year. Horizon Forbidden West and God of War Ragnarok. Played a bunch of others but they were either endless or I lost interest right near the end.

Currently not-quite finished list: Zelda ToTK, Satisfactory, BG3 Endless games: Animal crossing, Cities Skylines, Stardew Valley

“Yes I’ll be in, watching Christmas te-aaah you almost got me there!”

Absurdist humour will always have fans

Even with context. The whole site was dedicated to hosting brainrot before brainrot was even a word.

Every single Maplin store in the country closed down nearly 7 years ago

What about a pal boomerang? The retrieval would make more sense too.

UK police are not the same as Burger police

“This game is rubbish, good day sir!” Flatlines

Other countries use half a kilo of sugar instead of milk. I’ll stick to English tea thanks.

I thought the PS3 wasn’t backwards compatible due to the weird new cell processor working differently? I remember it being a big controversy at the time.

UT99 with the Chaos UT mod, playing on DM-Morpheus or CTF-Facing Worlds. We had it so good back then.

It’s worth getting into ahead of the release of the second one in a few months time

Yeah, up until about 2 weeks ago I was still using a Pixel 4. It was 5 years old but never felt slow at all.

I don’t know how people can rely on trains for a commute without getting sacked. Do they have to catch the train 1-2 hours earlier than they should need to?

The day 1 release suit was the worst. “Life support systems falling” every few seconds even when it’s on like 80%. Now it’s only the “units received” spam from mass scanning that’s annoying

Don’t give them ideas

Wow that looks like a generic imitation car from a video game or low budget movie that can’t afford to licence real cars.

Also its performance is something else… Power 45 bhp, top speed 78 mph, max range 140 miles, 0-60 19 seconds. Kudos to Dacia, I didn’t know it was even possible to make an electric car that slow.

I only save scummed the Gwent tournament as it’s a one-shot type deal. The rest of the game there was no need as it autosaves frequently and there is basically no consequences to losing a game of Gwent to a rando

Boy that’s a lot of work just to play some old crap from more than 30 years ago

Boo hoo poor terrorists got blown up