A while ago my wife and I were debating on renting our home out and buying a different one. Just to break even on the house expenses it wasn’t worth it.

Maybe I am wrong, but I don’t understand how landlords make a lot of money unless they don’t fix the house ever.

I’m sp glad to be paperless. Printers are a joke.

It looks like a nerd.

I liked Kirby

Try just stating gibberish.

Please give me your address.

Be lell igiaj egh breo elwg sh doj bsidj!

I’m sorry I didn’t catch that

(Repeat 3x)

You’ll either get transferred to a human or summon a demon.

Did you ever dream that your bed’s pillows were filled with pancakes and you were waterboarded by the CIA using copious amounts of maple syrup?

Looked it up. That dude looks like he really enjoys making videos.

Is a Beef Wellington expensive or classy? It just looks like a bigger corndog to me. I’ve never had a wellington before so I have no idea what to expect.

I forgot about the impact on the trout population memes and I wish for them to make a more aggressive comeback than the trout population.

Why does meditation need my financial information?

Like I actually laughed out lout and almost shot water out of my nose.

Why the fuck did I laugh so hard at this??

Wild Universes Beyond

The Mountain Dew is the 2005 logo. Which may be the most concerning part of this. Does he reuse bottles, or possibly have a leftover stash provided for him?

Turns out I am Lawful Evil.

Heaven shall burn in my ass