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I like that they give everyone an exact date to cancel their membership.

He hung himself on his bowflex after murdering his wife and child.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Benoit_double-murder_and_suicide

Jeez. He’s brain damage is so bad I’m afraid he’ll buy a bowflex.

Tell me why you mother fuckers have so many guns again?

So, it seems that companies’ infrastructure was already entrenched with VMware, and now Broadcom is trying to leverage the fact that VMware is already being used to squeeze more money out of its acquisition?

Why would anyone use it over qemu? Is this a business enterprise thing?

Can someone explain these to me? They seem like Neo Nazi tattoos.

Fucking Bob shows up. One hundo it is.

Way to go Tim Apple. Also, that’s your name for now. Because, you know, the bribery that is somehow legal.

I guess here’s hoping to get those sweet first class tickets on Air Turkei again. Or, at least a pardon.

No. Don’t. Stop.

So, I guess the quick version is that the fun police are upset because of the gamer word. You know, the one used on Xbox live, a lot…

So, Trump’s government? Between the brain worm and heroin abuse, I’m not so sure this guy is thinking correctly.

A very ADHD answer. Methylphenidate. It’s the generic name for Ritalin.

Jeez. Cult members being treated badly but still probably love their golden man? Call me shocked.

A good reminder to cancel PlayStation plus.

I grabbed her titty. She asked me too. With a tear in her eye she said please please please Mr. Trump touch my titty. I obligated. I couldn’t help it. I had to. She was so innocent. It was a perfect titty touch.

Why is he always wearing a meg beanie? Is he balding?

Unfortunately, the urine based system where richer people pee wealth on less rich people who then pee on poorer people and so on isn’t sound economic theory. Call me surprised, and soaked in freedom pee.