i don’t want you to die

republicans think the middle class starts at 100 million dollars

this except it’s 2025 and all your friends are trans and it’s even better

hey just curious, do you want to annex any of the successor states if the US dissolves or do you just want to be friends

learn to fly

good guy therapist: gives you some good to do in the world by being shitty so you can report them

oh shit sorry

or like maybe all the bad guys will have heart attacks and strokes 🥺

the wrong ice is melting and the wrong ice is expanding

brownshirts

I’m luckily immune to learning about the placebo effect. The essential oils make my home a garden for one of the five senses, guarded by an army of leeches and caged in quartz. My meridians are supersymmetric across six zodiacs and are sensitive enough that you can use my body to measure the effects of climate change on leylines.

and I upvote it to mess with statistical power. fight the power!

this healed my anxiety and straightened my back

Is that not what DS9 was?

And a hole

Because of the board games?

maybe Trump should say thank you

the 6 to 8 samurai

Are you thinking of Embracer Group?

do you think Roberts will recuse himself