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No I mean his face and body

Break my hips daddy

special counsel jack smith is 100% my type. he could fuck me until my asshole was a gaping tent flap

Skype is fading fast. Thank God. Discord is already an internet standard.

pwease kill immigrants with me? ~the pope

I have an old Microsoft brand thumb drive that fits perfectly into my ass and makes me nut every time

Us ducks can’t download anything silly we don’t know how to use the Internet

Good, fuck her. Or not fuck her in this case. I’ve dated two or three guys that had honesty issues, and the relationship crumbled very quickly after I figured it out. Without trust there’s no respect, no cooperation, no kindness.

The bathrooms in hell all have automatic sinks where you can’t tell where the sensor is and an inconsistent delay.

Chicory makes my teeth hurt, and it tastes like ass. Just seeing the word makes me want to explode vomit out of my eye sockets. It’s horrible what the fuck is wrong with you people

I mean if I ever met him I’d tell him to his face. “I want to see Mike Tyson turn you into a grease spot lmao”

I very, very rarely wish death on people

I want everyone to be angry enough to do something about this.

How do we get everyone angry.

Marl is an earthy material rich in carbonate minerals, clays, and silt. When hardened into rock, this becomes marlstone. It is formed in marine or freshwater environments, often through the activities of algae.

You have DNS listening on UDP and TCP… for DNS?

Iol, lol.

Oh. In that case I’ll give it to my son and tell him on Christmas day that his uncle killed himself with it.

For what

Are you using orgy as a verb there

there’s

so much porn

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I feel like I would sell this on ebay or something. Jesus.