That’s when you go for the foot job instead.

I’d upgrade my balls so that they aren’t vulnerable when being attacked. That way I can steal Bobby Hill’s purse and get away with it.

Big if true

Having sex is gay

They even had “Don’t Worry, be Happy” by Bob Marley.

Gotta wake up early to do your taxes.

How does it compare to Rampart?

I ain’t happy unless I’m getting paid.

Can it play Tetris?

I wonder how long it took to collect all those toenails? Did they just use their own toenails or were they able to get others?

There can be only two!

Wait, I screwed up. Can I get a Mulligan?

Father I cannot click the book.

Wo-men? Well, I’ve heard of men, but this sounds like a foreign language to me.

George Michael shouldn’t have given away his heart. He needed a heart to live.

Instead of sending them money, I made a fake donation in their honor to The Human Fund, with its slogan “Money for People”.

I’m surprised Norbert and Dagett never did anything like this.

Cum they told me for rum a bum bum

You’ll chop your eye out, kid.

Cop realized he should’ve used rock instead. Nothing beats rock.