This looks like a scene of a satire dystopian movie, like robocop or the running man…
It‘s literally Idiocracy
Nope Idiocracy is far more optimistic.
Remember, they found our someone was more intelligent so they gave him the job of fixing the country.
Or Idiocracy
Didn’t their previous sponsor, that pillow guy, go to prison?
Not yet, currently just super broke and attempting to pay for legal fees.
It was the words in his latest “intelligence” test. Coffee, honey bunches of oats, sausage (jimmy dean & Johnsonville). He got 5/5 and is a certified apple genius now
Wow, look at that guy. He’s old and looks to be suffering from some form of cognitive disorder. Is he having a stroke? Is it dementia? Too much adderall? He should drop out and seek treatment. It’s just sad.
It’s not product placement. Trump’s campaign staff is making a vain attempt to get Trump to talk about the issues rather than all the ineffective personal attacks and name calling.
They’ve been writing speeches to get Trump to talk about inflation. This time they added some props to force him to talk about how these items cost more now. Of course Trump only spent a few minutes saying something vague about inflation and then regressed back to his typical ramblings about how if Kamala gets elected the world will end or whatever.
Ideally this kind of message would work better if Trump was in a grocery store, but he doesn’t venture from his two homes very often these days, so they set up a table in front of his Golf course so he could talk about it there. So it looks like product placement, but it’s just a vain attempt to get Trump to deliver some kind of economic message.
Folgers is great
You just like sugar packets and or cream. No sane person actually likes the taste of that shit.
I’m not going to pretend Folger’s is some fine luxury brand. I’m not going to pretend it’s even good coffee. It’s fine. Not great but fine.
Is it shit? No, get your ratios right and it’s fine. It’s cheaper and better than a Starbucks cup. If you’re going for black coffee, you can do worse.
I’ve had forgers once and it was the most dirt tasting bullshit.
I’m with you.
I actually just like the smell of it brewing. Heavenly.
Tastes like shit, though.
I’d prefer to remain ‘insane’ in the eyes of terminally online degenerates that never leave the house.
So only terminally online degenerates have working tongues? Lol wtf
Why is this guy being downvoted? Is there an implication of Folgers endorsing Trump? Is it implied that his liking Folgers is because of their Trump endorsement?
I’m genuinely asking, I’m hella out of the loop
I think they’re just upset because they have different opinions on coffee
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I guess I shouldn’t be surprised but shit, man.
Because Folgers is horrendously disgusting, for one. Also I think it’s being endorsed by trump here…
I love that he is appearing in front of A white house. Not THE White House but his base won’t care. The vibes are right, ya know?
Looks like he finally found the right Four Seasons. Good for him.
Yea, but he showed up at the employee entrance and won’t leave. They were in the middle of unloading the food truck too, no one got the complementary breakfast today
The Four Seasons ain’t serving Folgers. That place isn’t a prison.
I think prisons could be replaced by being sentenced to Folgers for periods of time
According to Scalia, a punishment must be cruel and unusual to be unconstitutional. Foldgers may be cruel, but it’s not unusual. Go for it.
He looks like Great Value Candidate.
No. We have a perfectly good White House at home!
Yep, and your home is your castle: you have the right to mag dump your gold plated desert eagle pistoleros at anyone who you’re afraid is looking at it.
Crap, now I want White Castle sliders.
Well crap, are there other companies I need to add to my list along with “Goya” for "never going to buy their products again?
I’ll never buy Maxwell House and Folgers again! I mean I never bought them previously…
Hate to show you this…but there’s a shit ton of shitty companies
You can add Pringles to the Mars tree
To be honest, it’s not so much shitty companies, but shitty purchasing decisions
I wouldn’t buy any products from any brands listed there because I know they’re cheap, over-processed junk. Literally everything there.
If you’re buying that stuff because it’s cheaper, you need to learn about nutrition. You can get far more calories/nutrients/minerals/protein from slightly more expensive products, costing you less overall
…? Did you even look at the picture? That’s 60-70%+ of the brands in any major retailer. It a bit of an oversight to suggest that poor decision making is leading to buying from these shit companies. You have to actually go out of your way to NOT buy one of these brands.
60-70%+ of the brands in any major retailer
(In one country)
Did you look at the picture? Almost half the info graphic is international brands.
I don’t buy anything from LITERALLY any of those brands, and YOU need to learn about nutrition!!
you sound pretty good at sharing the wisdom you’ve accrued and not coming off like an arrogant, self righteous blow job
No problem, I’ll just fly to another country to do my grocery shopping
Going to need a higher resolution image, I can barely tell some of the brands on here
Well, technically there are a shit ton of shitty subsidiaries. There are only like six companies, period. Which is a problem in and of itself. And it turns out all six are shitty.
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As much as I’d love to be picky I’m barely hanging on here, I’m buyin whatever is on sale
Please consider: shoplifting
Stealing food from corps is never wrong
I try to stick to what’s on sale, and go store brand when possible… except for cheese
Hell yeah hang in there, I hope good times come your way soon. You deserve it!
I’m still on the buycott for Kelloggs after they dropped breittbart so all I buy is special k. Unless they’ve changed something since then.
Edit. Looking it up, looks like they were doing alrightish but then they busted a union. On the other hand Post is working with trump, and general mills has been working with Israeli settlements. I guess you can go with some small brands. I’ll still buy Kelloggs until I hear they change paths on breitbart since it’s what I’d been doing.
Cereal is awful. Probably just avoid it altogether.
What do you mean? How else can you stop masturbation?
So you’re boycotting Kellogg’s by buying… Kellogg’s cereal?
Buy cott. I’m buying Kelloggs on purpose
What? Ah, nevermind, I got you. Fairy fucks
I had to read your message a few times before 1 clocked the U
God damn it Johnsonville are the only halfway decent bratwurst my nowhere grocery carries. Guess it’ll be the rare time I find them at a farmers market.
GOD DAMN IT
I feel your pain!
Him being sponsored by Folger’s has the same energy as this parody of a real Folger’s advertisment.
Well I’m not buying any of those products ever again. They’re un-American.
He’s so sleepy looking and low energy
So old and tired
It’s weird
Sleepy Don
You give me tax cuts for the rich, what little healthcare you have left, your reproductive rights, free elections, and the ability to commit felonies.
I give you, a pack of sausages and a tin of burnt coffee grounds.
There are dozens more on a table to the left side out off camera. Is it confirmed these brands had any prior knowledge of are actually publicly backing trump?
I am fully aware the personal pocket books of the heads of these companies are deep for the GOP.
Yeah, I have no idea if this means something, or if Politics Gallagher there just brought out some props for “muh inflation” before smashing them with a sledgehammer.
I would love to see Trump try to swing a sledgehammer.
Guess no more honey bunch of oats. I hope cheerios is good.
Sadly, there was also a box of Cheerios on the table, just not in this particular screenshot.
These are prrtty solid if you still want the oats and can find.them. https://www.cheerios.com/oat-crunch-cereals
Or just don’t buy shit over processed food.
Actually interested in how to make my own cereal. Any tips, suggestions, advice?
Take a cup of steel cut oats (NOT rolled or instant), put them in pot with four times it’s volume in water. Bring to a boil then simmer for about twenty minutes stirring occasionally. Add half a cup of milk and one egg near the end. Stir well. Mix with honey if you like it sweet. Add some nuts and berries. Dig in.
A breakfast that’s not worthless.
Bit unusual. Might give this a try. Thanks
The egg makes it deliciously creamy.
I also add bananas and walnuts usually.
