GreenPlasticSushiGrass

Remember when you were a kid and seeing the pizza guy arrive would make you go apeshit? Dogs live their whole lives like that. Now we’re sad adults who have to win the Stanley Cup to feel that.

That’s weird. I’d expect Bowman, Gallego, Lieu, Porter, and Swalwell all to be easy votes to release. At least. There’s probably a few I’m missing.

Eighty centimooches. Great job, Gaetz!

In other news, the nomination of Matt Gaetz as AG by Donald Trump has moved the Mitt Romney Outrage Meter from “distasteful” to “bothersome”.

Well, we have a sex offender as president-elect, so why not?

Still waiting for that bass to drop…

You OK, bro?

That is the best kind of correct!

What a nasty reply to a post. Nasty like we have never seen before. Probably the nastiest reply in the history of the internet. accordion hands intensify

A slave to tobacco from his first puff. He was hooked from the gecko.

I remember one year I heard that weather radios save lives, so I bought them for the whole family one Christmas. They might save more lives if they weren’t loud pains in the ass that eventually get turned off.

“This whole joy and love fest doesn’t exist in the real world,” said Lindsay Graham, from his mountaintop cave overlooking Whoville.

“Is Harris an ideal candidate? Is she an incredibly talented orator? Is she deft on her feet and nimble in debate? Is she a famous wonk? Does she have a long track record of competence at the state and federal level? Has she been scrutinized by a tough no-nonsense press and come out stronger on the other side?” wrote Wright. “No, of course not — but she’s an alternative to Trump/Biden, and that’s probably going to be enough.”

Hard disagree.

1. Probably. 2. Yes. 3. Yes. 4. Yes, but I wouldn’t consider her famous for it. 5. Yes. 6. We’d have to have a no-nonsense press before I could answer that. 7. Yes, but she’s much more.

I bet that the reason why we haven’t heard anything about Trump’s medical treatment is because he was actually hit by broken glass from a teleprompter. Being grazed by a bullet is more dramatic and makes it easier to dupe his followers with “divine intervention”.

Damn, I always thought Roberts was a conservative, but not a piece of shit. His opinion in this ruling puts him firmly in the “piece of shit” category.