The whole ad seems to be a ripoff of a Paul Harvey speech.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/So_God_Made_a_Farmer

Harvey’s wikipedia page describes him as a close friend of Joseph McCarthy, Billy Graham, and J. Edgar Hoover.

Added a couple of Potions of Animal Speaking to the Epilogue.

Thank fuck. I was sad I couldn’t say good bye to my good boy Scratch.

All these shots are from the episode Rules of Engagement, where Worf blows up the cloaked vessel that had klingon bodies aboard. The klingons insisted they were alive before Worf fired but an investigation shows they weren’t.

The orange idiot probably thought this was a documentary:

I’m not saying to vote for Trump. I’m saying Biden needs to give better arguments than “trump bad”. It’s the same damn argument Hillary tried and we all know how that worked out for her.

So his whole pitch is “If you elect Trump democracy will end. If you elect me it won’t.” While this is a good argument this isn’t going to get people to the polls. They need something to vote for, not something to vote against.

I like this plain, simple meme.

If inflation has eaten away at your 6 figure salary that hasn’t been updated since 2009 imagine how the plebs making $7.25/hr feel.

Ive got 700 hours in game and yesterday i came across a scene i hadn’t seen before. You’ll be feeling that way for a while.

perhaps the mind flayer is seeing it’s own hand opening a holding pod?

I hadn’t thought of that! Good call. It’s very ambiguous no matter how you read it.

The Narrator says that mind flayer near Ragzlin isn’t your captor.

This mind flayer’s build is smaller, its garb plainer - a fearsome creature even in death, but not the one that tormented you.

Then the first time Ragzlin asks who killed it it shows you this memory:

You see a clawed hand open a holding pod - devoid of flesh, only darkness.

Then Dror asks a second time and the mind flayer responds with this memory:

You see a clawed hand open the holding pod. The murk clears to reveal a face. Yours.

So we don’t have clawed hands first off. And we never opened a holding pod except Shadowheart’s. So is the illithid making it up? Did Orin (or another doppleganger) pretend to be us? Those are my two guesses at what’s happening.

Our abductor isn’t the near dead illithid near Astarion. None of the illithid that you can interact with in act 1 are our captors as far as i can tell. I think this because i once picked up all the illithid bodies and sent them to camp to see if the Dror Ragzlin illithid still accuses you. It does.

I have a couple Star Trek questions, if you don’t mind.

What time did you guys have to get up in the morning?

Does every writer write for one character?

What’s a best boy?

I saw it in the credits once.

Why don’t they call it Planet Trek? You never go to a star. Not one episode.

I hope I’m a gimmie and not a dim.

Harry Kim always returns his cart but it’s never a full size cart. It’s always one of those child sized ones.

No one who has been formally disqualified under Section 3 was charged under the criminal “rebellion or insurrection” statute (18 U.S.C. § 2383) or its predecessors so why would Trump need to be?

Fuckin’ Neelix. That creep’s a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in a Hirogen penal colony for exposing himself to an 2 year old.

I crossposted this (because it’s perfection) to [email protected], our resident Lebowski-philes.